The girl at the next table over gets carded “oh my gosh, so embarrassing.” Bitch just be happy they thought you were too young to have that mai tai 🙄
If the Big Red gum ain’t rock hard I don’t want it.
What do you see?
I had to buy 3 birthday cards this month. Basically I can’t afford to eat.
You ever hear a cute name and you’re like I gotta go adopt a dog today so I can name em that.
*walks into a new age store* Yeah hi, what crystal do I need to have Chris Hemsworth in my dreams every night?
A desert lollipop
I feel like I would look killer in this bad boy. 🔥
Baby bug, doo doo doo doo doo doo
I’d offer you a mimosa but I don’t have orange juice or champagne.
Groot as a basic bitch. I am pumpkin spice latte.